comedy
Viral Video
After a long ride on an airplane, a little girl in Russia falls asleep on her dad's suitcase. See it in the latest viral video below.
twitter trends
Everyday, new things are trending on twitter. Some are arbitrary, but others are memorable. These are some of the best.
#mylifeisaverage (#MLIA)
-Today, I was writing a paper for history and I only spelled one word wrong. What was the word? My last name. #MLIA
-Today, I went to traffic court. I pleaded no contest and got the fines reduced. #MLIA
-Last night, I told myself I wasn't going to sleep in 'til noon. I slept in 'til noon. #MLIA
#replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Twerk Night Rises #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Little Twerkmiad #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-Eat. Pray. Twerk. #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-Schindler's Twerk #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Sisterhood of the Twerking Pants #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
#unanweredhiphopquestions
-did the real slim shady ever stand up? #unansweredhiphopquestions
-What was soulja boy supposed to tell them? #unansweredhiphopquestions
Some other reputable trends include #ifGagabecamepresident, #ifihadadragon, #froglawnmower, #typeonedirectionwithyournose, and #what2chainzwouldsay. Keep it up, everyone.
-Tati Jones
#mylifeisaverage (#MLIA)
-Today, I was writing a paper for history and I only spelled one word wrong. What was the word? My last name. #MLIA
-Today, I went to traffic court. I pleaded no contest and got the fines reduced. #MLIA
-Last night, I told myself I wasn't going to sleep in 'til noon. I slept in 'til noon. #MLIA
#replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Twerk Night Rises #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Little Twerkmiad #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-Eat. Pray. Twerk. #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-Schindler's Twerk #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
-The Sisterhood of the Twerking Pants #replacemovietitleswithtwerk
#unanweredhiphopquestions
-did the real slim shady ever stand up? #unansweredhiphopquestions
-What was soulja boy supposed to tell them? #unansweredhiphopquestions
Some other reputable trends include #ifGagabecamepresident, #ifihadadragon, #froglawnmower, #typeonedirectionwithyournose, and #what2chainzwouldsay. Keep it up, everyone.
-Tati Jones
jokes
Today are you having a bad day? Well I have 25 jokes to share that will make you smile!
1. What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets Jalapeno business!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
4. “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
“You can’t tuna fish.”
5. Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”
6. What do you get from a spoiled cow?
Spoiled milk
7. Did you hear about the new broom?
It’s sweeping the nation!
8. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
9. Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants
10. What do you tell a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
11. What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A Dell Rolling in the Deep
12. Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
It’s dread-full
13. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
14. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
15. What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
16. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesauras.
17. “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
“With a bee bee gun.”
18. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s Popcorn?”
19. What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
Nobody nose.
20. Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
21. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
22. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
23. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard Cash!
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
25. What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course!
Hope you liked these jokes! If your still feeling down then checkout even more
jokes on http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/cleanjokes.html or in the video below
-Morgan Brown